8:00 PM MY WIFE AND KIDS
When Janet gets Michael to understand the importance of having a colonoscopy as part of his physical exam, he is nervous about the process but eventually agrees to it. The night before, Michael dreams that singer Lou Rawls is the doctor who performs the procedure while singing "You're Gonna Miss My Lovin'."
8:30 PM MY WIFE AND KIDS
Let Them Eat Pie
Michael's on the hunt for a pie-thief when the last piece of lemon meringue disappears. Michael's plan is to force the kids to eat nothing but pie until one of them confesses. Can we say "pie fight"?
9:00 PM THE DREW CAREY SHOW
Drew, who's now co-manager of Winfred-Louder with a newly sober Mr. Wick, finds himself stooping to a new low when he enables Wick to stay drunk so he can close a deal with an English lord who wants to buy the store and save it from going belly up. Meanwhile, Oswald woos a pretty nurse (Dulcy Rogers) by bringing a dead man back to life.
9:30 PM THE DREW CAREY SHOW
It's a Dog Eat Drew World
Drew's life goes to the dogs in more ways than one when his friends begin avoiding him and a devious wild dog named Rusty starts stalking him in his neighborhood. But things get even worse when he invites everyone to his house in order to confront them — and he and the gang end up trapped in the basement by Rusty and his feral pack.
10:00 PM AN ABC NEWS SPECIAL
THE BRAIN GAME: WHAT'S SEX GOT TO DO WITH IT?
WITH DR. NANCY SNYDERMAN