8:00 PM MY WIFE AND KIDS
When the kids tease him about getting old, Michael pretends to have hurt his back in a game of Twister so they will have to cater to his every whim.
8:30 PM MY WIFE AND KIDS
After running into Michael's beautiful and wildly successful former girlfriend, Janet is overwhelmed with feelings of inadequacy, so Claire convinces her to get a make over to boost her self-esteem. Meanwhile, Jr. attempts to complete a dare by stealing a girl's bra from the locker room.
9:00 PM THE DREW CAREY SHOW
What Women Don't Want
Drew's invited to Milan's supermodel-studded 20th birthday party on the coast of Spain, if only he can catch his plane in time to get there — something easier said than done now that Lewis and Oswald are working as airport security guards.
9:30 PM THE DREW CAREY SHOW
10:00 PM ICU: ARKANSAS CHILDREN'S HOSPITAL Episode 2